Wallabies Chasing The Dragon, Imitating Aliens

Never trust a marsupial.  Especially a marsupial caught deep in a drug haze, chances are if you don’t immediately drop your plans and join them, you’re gonna have a pissed off beast with a pocket that could contain anything.

Who knew that in addition to opiates, Wallabys were avid ecstacy experimenters.

Who knew that in addition to opiates, Wallabies were avid ecstacy experimenters.

In fact, once in a drunken stupor outside the Tartan, an often maligned bar in my home town, I was held up by a possum who just happened to be carrying a switch blade and an entire gang of pissed off midget ‘possums in it’s pouch.  I can tell by that look on your face that you don’t believe me, but read on, and then we’ll see how much you doubt.  From Boing Boing and the BBC:

“The one interesting bit that I found recently in one of my briefs on the poppy industry was that we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles,” (Tasmania attorney general) Lara Giddings told the hearing (on poppy crop security).

“Then they crash,” she added. “We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.”

I wonder if we could find a way to pin other countries crop circles on these pouch carrying bastards…

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One Response to “Wallabies Chasing The Dragon, Imitating Aliens”

  1. it’s been a great summer for crop circles! I’ve got a few more examples on my blog at http://h20healer.com/blog/cropcircles. Great time to be alive!

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